Celebrity Interview: Mila Kunis

Written By: Zack H.

Many people are unsure of what to make of this premise for an article, while others find it hilarious! So, as for an explanation of what’s going on: I take an actual celebrity interview I find online and take all of the celebrities’ answers out of context and have my own questions and in turn that makes the celebrity look ridiculous, simple right? At the end of the article I give the link to the actual interview I take the stars interview from so you can go and see what they really answered to.

So, with that being said onto the interview!

This week I get to sit down with the lovely and sexy Mila Kunis! We get to discuss her drinking problem.

 

Oh no, it's okay I put liquor in both! Enjoy!

Celebrity Interview: Mila Kunis

RD: Mila, great to see you! I can’t believe you’d like to have a sit down with us and discuss your drinking problem that you have kept secret for years. How are you doing with your alcoholism?

MK: “I think that can be healthy as opposed to being a perfectionist or a workaholic.”

RD: I would think you were trying to not be an alcoholic, are you not trying to stop drinking?

MK: “I have fun.”

RD: Ok, ok. We aren’t judging you. You told us earlier in your younger days you use to drink for fun but now you take yourself very seriously, can you go into a bit more about this?

MK: “This is very different because you can’t fake it. You can’t just pretend you know what you’re doing. The training was the toughest thing I’ve ever done.”

RD: So, you see drinking as not a leisure time activity but as a competitive sport?

MK: “I’m not very competitive, which is not to say I’m not driven because I am. I’m proud of what I do and I push myself and challenge myself. But it has nothing to do with competing with anybody except myself.”

RD: Oh, so you drink by yourself and against yourself?

MK: “I couldn’t even walk straight.”

RD: Is that what Natalie said?! BOOYOW!

MK: “I feel sorry for my dad.”

Editor’s note: Mila then got up, squinted her eyes at Zack, then stumbled to the hotel bar took two shots of whiskey and disappeared.

RD: Alright, well thanks Mila.

This interview is completely out of context and to avoid any lawsuits and getting sued, this paragraph is to let you know that none of this is true. It is a parody. The interview where the celebrity’s real QnA session came from can be found by clicking here.